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Derp
Im a douche
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This Is Funny, You Should Listen To It of the Day: Those self-centered brats who told their parents to f*ck off because they got the wrong color iPhone for Christmas may be fairly awful people, but this song Jonathan Mann composed using their distasteful tweets is hilarious, so I guess they’re not completely worthless human beings after all.
(NSFW, explicit lyrics.)
[trcb.]
I hate all y’all, I love all y’all.
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What a waste of food…
This is still great ok.
What is going on.
So many things are running through my mind. Set-up. Clean-up. Trying not to jump too high in front of the camera. Eau de Costco. Her drain will be toxic, if you ask me. But I am so intrigued.
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#TDKR
I would post this even if I weren’t in it.And to quote the YouTuber who uploaded it…
“Christopher Nolan also created a great movie called The Prestige…
The Pledge (Batman Begins): Shows you something ordinary, asks you to inspect it to see if it is normal. But of course it isn’t.
The Turn (The Dark Knight): Takes the ordinary something and makes it extraordinary. But making something extraordinary isn’t enough.
The Prestige: Takes the extraordinary and flips it on its head. That’s why there has to be a third act, the hardest part. The Dark Knight Rises.”
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Life-Altering Spray Nozzle of the Day: “Stem” — Quirky’s latest design-concept-turned-real-life-device — makes it possible to extract juice spray directly from the citrus fruit of your choice.
Plug it in, twist it around, and spray it on — that’s all there is to it.
Watch it in action below:
[wired.]
Oh my. GET ME THE LEMONS
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